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yea g Joined: Jul 02, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: New Zealand PM, WWW
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WHAT?????
oh hey it is, yum... this shops kinda wierd maybe il clean it up while you guys are at work
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
I wonder where the gravy is coming from...
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goldenface Joined: Dec 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Liverpool City Centre PM |
Hey under new management. Nice to see what you've done with the place.
The old manager was hard work I'll tell you. Had a bit of a BO problem too, stunk to high - heaven on warm days AND he was as blind as a bat - kept shortchanging me and giving me foreign coins.
Annnnyway, packet of cheese & onion and a kit-kat. Cheers.
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
You'll be lucky! They only have pizza at the moment. Or gravy if you don't mind that its coming from the ceiling for some reason...
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yea g Joined: Jul 02, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: New Zealand PM, WWW
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theres a muffin in the vending machine and onions in the water cooler
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Yeah hi I'll take three onions, but uh... When I said you needed more variety in your stock I didn't mean to get two new things then carry on selling pizza... Pizza that's been stuck to the walls for nearly a week. You need to set up more like how the original owners had it. This store had everything from muffins to newspapers to deep fried fish. So, my good man, if you can't improve this store, I shall not return. Good day!
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yea g Joined: Jul 02, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: New Zealand PM, WWW
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The shop can have anything you want just ask me and ill order it in
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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How about fresh smoked fish?
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yea g Joined: Jul 02, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: New Zealand PM, WWW
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ok your order will be shipped from: china in 1.14159 hours
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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won't be very fresh when it gets here, wil it?
Nevermind that then, I'll cancel my order. Can I just have some gum instead?
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rule_breaker Joined: Jul 25, 2005 Posts: 184 PM |
The Local Hygiene Officer has arrived.
Hey Mr Owner, What the hell is this? We are shutting this place untill you clean it up, get a pest control contract and clean up all the cockroaches around as well as have a sink fitted so you can wash your hands after and before preparing all these Pizzas.
If you try to run this business without our approval, Then we shall fine you a sum of £50,000.
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paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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i'll have a pizza
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
@Paul: They're closed. Again.
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yea g Joined: Jul 02, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: New Zealand PM, WWW
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I have one word:
Bye!!! *jumps out window and drives off*
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yea g Joined: Jul 02, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: New Zealand PM, WWW
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I'd like to announce our grand reopening!
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